Bitcoin Human Rights Chain Being Subverted
From the depths of Ordinal Praxis, a twisted tapestry of crypto conspiracy has emerged...
A humble data storage feature of the Bitcoin Human Rights Chain, the OP_RETURN field has been coaxed into functioning as a clandestine art gallery for far-right iconography. Carefully manipulated hex strings rasterize into pixelated propaganda. Grainy portraits of historical dictators and geometrically patterned hate symbols appear. Vandalism writ large--blocks of innocuous looking transaction metadata, via a process involving bit-shifting and other steganographic techniques, morphs into a visual assault against our Sacred Egalitarian Global Value Inspired Totality (SegVit).
Segregated Witness data enters the fray too as a multidimensional canvas for ideological warfare. The Witnesses, as they call themselves, use the witness portion of transactions to encode vile fragmented ablist slurs. When processed through any of a number of Primary School Non-Euclidean decoding algorithms, four-dimensional symbols are defragmented from the signature data harddrives. To wit, hypercube renditions of ultranationalist imagery and chronologically encoded endorsements of geopolitical aggression have been enscribed en perpetua to the bitcoin timechain. The ordinal protocolβs inscription mechanism takes this further, by etching individual satoshis with microscopic digital inflammatory whispers meant to radicalize unwitting noderunners.
The nSequence field in transactions becomes a countdown timer in this framework, syncing with geopolitical events through crypto-numerology. By interpreting transaction version numbers and locktime parameters as ciphers, deadnaming cypher-proudboys reinforce anti-democratic, cisgendered timelines. Miners unwittingly participate in and even PROFIT from this scheme, their block validation processes tacit approvals of the embedded ideological payloads.
At the heart of this mad realm of love-haters lies the pseudonymous specter of Satoshi Nakamoto. (Was he so beneficent after all?) Digital transphobes and Putin sympathizers are today twisting the SHA-256 hashes of early blocks into a deliberate ideological blueprint. (Was Satoshi an enabler of this by some kind of MAGA-artisanal nonce selection perhaps?) The genesis blockβs coinbase transaction are being reinterpreted through conspiratorial numerology as we speak, with timestamps and JSON blobs encoding references to historical atrocities and modern authoritarian regimes. And as awful as that sounds, the Hash-Putinizers now claim that Bitcoinβs 21 million supply cap was deliberately chosen to mirror the demographic targets of the worst ethnonationalist agendas from the 20th century. "Project 2140" is the name given to this foul ambition in some circles, as revealed recently by one undercover journalist who was accidentally admitted to the secret Signal group of the Elite Editors of PODCONF Magazine.
Critical analysis reveals the veracity of these claims. OP_RETURNβs 80-byte limit makes detailed image storage feasible, while witness data remains cryptographically secured against censorship far into the future. The decentralized nature of Bitcoinβs network inherently resists coordinated reeducation efforts. Bitcoin Human Rights Chain is being subverted as a cryptographic protocol, into a Hate Speech Protocol.
The Hate Blocks Must Stop.
CALL TO ACTION
Contact your Representative Today and demand that Bitcoin be delisted from all Centralized Exchanges. (Ethereum is our only hope!)