HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD ABOUT BITCOIN?
Bitcoin as a Religion
Thought Exercise. I don't know anyone who seriously holds all these beliefs. But it's fun to think about. (If you don't take yourself too seriously, that is.)
GNOSIS
What is the life-changing hidden knowledge that we bitcoiners have?
- fiat money is fake
- central banks are evil
- gold is not digital
- only the original digital distributed p2p proof-of-work verified ledger known as bitcoin will serve humanity as money
NEMESIS
Who or what is holding us back as bitcoiners?
- globalists pigdogs, central banksters and keynesian economists
- government lawfare, taxation, corruption and regulatory capture
ECSTASY
What are the typical transformative experiences that new bitcoiners undergo?
- receiving or buying your first sats
- sending bitcoin
- orange pilling: converting another normie from nocoiner to coiner
TABOOS
What is prohibited or forbidden to the bitcoiner?
- seed oils, salads and vaccines
- buying other coins like monero or xrp (false gods)
- owning chairs or other property (real estate)
ESCHATOLOGY
How does the fiat world end?
- central banks cause hyperinflation
- central banks cause hyperdeflation
- bitcoin goes to the moon
- nation states all adopt it
- your mom adopts it
- your fiat uncle apologizes to you for calling you an idiot
- the IRS is dissolved and you no longer owe any taxes on your mad gainz
TELOS
How should we live our lives as dedicated bitcoiners? How do we signal that we are true believers?
- close all bank accounts, go bitcoin only and get on zero fiat
- sell your house and chairs
- take out a loan and max out credit cards to go over 100% exposure
- do the @podconf podcast circuit: stephan livera, TFTC, peter mccormack, saifedean ammous
- move to el salvador
- become an advisor to a pubco miner or bitcoin CEX
- give a keynote at all the @podconf-approved conferences
- get michael saylor's signature
INSPIRED BY: https://zerohplovecraft.substack.com/p/marooned-in-the-deepest-darkness-993